December 2014 Astrocreep: 2014 Can Get the Fuck off This Planet but You and I are Stuck Here, Bud There’s a movement among science-fiction writers and critics to dispose with the term “dystopia.” The argument to drop the term (or at least use it a lot more selectively)... Mistress Anthropy
November 2014 Astrocreep: Status Queaxvember The calendar slides into November and we feel a little depleted and delicate, like a serotonin hangover after a late MDMA night. Except we haven’t just stayed up holding hands,... Mistress Anthropy
October 2014 Astrocreep: Space Bachtober You know that thing where you hear about something for the first time—a person, a movie, an author—then all of a sudden it’s everywhere? This phenomenon can be easily... Mistress Anthropy
September 2014 Astrocreep: Serpentember Much of zen thought and self-help boils down to learning to chill the fuck out and accepting unpleasant emotion, events, situations in life. This is a pretty legit M.O. because... Mistress Anthropy
August 2014 Astrocreep: The Look of Flowers that are Looked At Word of this month’s Antigravity theme has reached me (despite my isolation in my remote mystic fortress). I considered providing just one image in lieu of the usual twelve... Mistress Anthropy
July 2014 Astrocreep: Death is Merciful… Peace Rests Nevermore June was so hard. My friends became sick. My friends became paralyzed. My friends died. Intellectually, my values anchor my worldview in staunch recognition of chaos and... Mistress Anthropy
June 2014 Astrocreep: Finding the Divine in Our Sweat, Shit and Sex The best forms of divination are the ones upon which we can most directly project ourselves, those which frame ourselves, and hold ourselves, so that we become coherent to... Mistress Anthropy
May 2014 Astrocreep: Mother’s Day is May 11 and Other Helpful Reminders Well met, my esteemed creepy sweeties. May begins with my favorite holiday, May Day, the international worker’s holiday. May Day also has roots in pagan spring celebrations, and... Mistress Anthropy
April 2014 Astrocreep: Anecdotal Eclipse of the Heart Do you read other astrologers, my darling creepoids? It’s okay if you do. Just take a shower in between reading them and reading me, and always love me best. April is such a... Mistress Anthropy
March 2014 Astrocreep: Sprung Forward Are the days getting longer? Why does it feel like I am always falling back? Questions on my mind every year during this mess they call Spring. One March years ago a... Mistress Anthropy
February 2014 Astrocreep: Tough Love Greetings, fair creepoids. February brings with it both obstacles and blessings. Mercury goes into retrograde on the 6th. Many fear these periods for their disruptions in... Mistress Anthropy
January 2014 Astrocreep: Astrocreep 2014 Greetings from your new astral arbiter. My nom de preternatural guerre is Mistress Anthropy. It is a mitzvah and a delight to forecast the coming months for you. I enrich my... Mistress Anthropy
