December 2013 Horrorscopes: Cupid Clause Find the pair of lips you really want kiss and lead them under the mistletoe this month because love is in the air. Every sign will have a total preoccupation with that good old... Madame Zoë Diack
November 2013 Horrorscopes: Thanks for the Crap This is the time of year that we are supposed to reflect and be thankful for the good things we have and all of the blessings that we receive. Endless Facebook posts reiterate... Madame Zoë Diack
October 2013 Horrorscopes: Play it Cool Everything changes. It’s what life is about. But like the seasons, life follows rhythms and patterns. The up, the down, the high, the low. If you pay close attention, you can... Madame Zoë Diack
September 2013 Horrorscopes: More than Saints Season Even though it’s still too hot to feel the relief, now is the start of harvest season and the time for Virgos, the Virgin. And beginnings! Finally, the birth of many things you... Madame Zoë Diack
August 2013 Horrorscopes: These Are the Days Things can get pretty intense in the heat of the Leo Sun. One minute you have something growing strong and tall and bearing fruit, and the next minute it’s gone… sometimes... Madame Zoë Diack
July 2013 Horrorscopes: Time to Cool Off We are moving into the House of Cancer this month and what better way to honor Cancer’s and your own inner crab than to take to the water? If you didn’t heed last... Madame Zoë Diack
June 2013 Horrorscopes: It’s Getting Hot in Here Of course it’s getting hot in here! We are closer to the sun for the upcoming several months more than any other time of our yearly revolution. It makes the daylight hours... Madame Zoë Diack
May 2013 Horrorscopes: Surviving the Deluge Yes it is pouring! Pouring down rain, right on your head. Now the question is: is that a good or a bad thing? Bob Marley said “Some people feel the rain. Others just get... Madame Zoë Diack
April 2013 Horrorscopes: Spring into Action The sun comes back and spring is officially here. The most important step of this renewal is knowing that you survived the cold and rough times of 2012 and that this new time is... Madame Zoë Diack
March 2013 Horrorscopes: You Don’t Need a Four-Leaf Clover Luck is a funny word and great to rhyme with. But just like writing a good song, it takes more than luck. It actually takes skill, practice, effort and lots of previous... Madame Zoë Diack
February 2013 Horrorscopes: Star-Crossed Love Aaaah! Pink and red fluffyhearted capitalism, mixed with the smell of leftover Mardi Gras, is thick in the air: the perfect combination for romance. But remember, American... Madame Zoë Diack
January 2013 Horroscopes: Who’s in Your House? Yeah! Happy 2013! We are alive, the world still exists and the planets keep spinning and turning and churning and screwing with our lives. So here is just enough of a peek into... Madame Zoë Diack
