March 2016 Humor: Don Donnie’s Easter News Roundup EMMET, ID —Ammon and Ryan Bundy, still reeling from their militia’s failed takeover of the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge, presented a “redress of grievances,” and... Don Donnie
December 2015 Humor: Don Donnie’s Discount Christmas Avoid the consumerist hellscape of traditional gift giving this year, and ring in the holiday season with these budget-friendly alternatives: Jedi Master Toy Lightsaber™ The... Don Donnie
October 2015 Humor: Don Donnie’s Discount Halloween Costumes SEXY COUNTY CLERK Materials: piously formless thermal sweater; ankle-length skirt; persecution complex to obscure muddled understanding of law; Pentecostal hair. Description: best... Don Donnie
September 2015 Humor: Don Donnie University FALL 2015 COURSE OFFERINGS* *DDU is fully accredited by the Louisiana Department of Education ENGL 301 Smug Public Display: Camus to Ginsberg Holding A Tattered Paperback... Don Donnie
July 2015 New Summer Theme Park Rides To counter declining attendance rates and profits, major U.S. theme parks are exploring a more economical approach to the design of new attractions this summer. Inspired by... Don Donnie
May 2015 Lost Mother’s Day Cards Mother, I know that purchasing and writing in this greeting card are both grave sins, but I thought it was worth risking a night or two in the prayer closet to wish you a happy... Don Donnie
April 2015 Earth Day 2015, Presented by Shell Costco In the face of inevitable catastrophic climate change that will render our planet uninhabitable within the next century, Costco unveils its new Earth 24-pack. “When our... Don Donnie
February 2015 Speed Dating with Sylvia Plath And I am a smiling woman. I am only thirty. And on the clock we have two minutes to speak. What a tragic circumstance. The lonely desperate crowd Burns up for “love.” Out of... Don Donnie
January 2015 American Resolutions 1587, Saint Augustine, Spanish Florida: 21-year-old Martín de Argüelles resolves to incorporate more Timicuan native slang into his lexicon, at once antagonizing the colonial... Don Donnie
December 2014 A William Shakespeare Holiday Office Party Hark! Hark! Tis now struck six; get thee away from thy wheeled thrones and screens aglow. Let us lessen the fluorescent glare and heighten the festive glow of fir and candelabra.... Don Donnie
