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Isabel Ryan Theriot

March 2023

TIPS FROM THERIOT

Ah March, you important month, you. Even though you’re named after Mars, the god of war, I see the true fun and harmonious you. I mean, you bring so many things to the seasonal...

Isabel Ryan Theriot
Cartoon of Mardi Gras revellers in a jacuzzi

February 2023

TIPS FROM THERIOT

Where will you be on Tuesday, February 21? If you live in or are visiting New Orleans, you’ll probably be traipsing through the streets, dressed like a feral, magical so-and-so,...

Isabel Ryan Theriot
A cleaning robot controlled by the author

January 2023

TIPS FROM THERIOT

Ring out, wild bells, to the wild sky, The flying cloud, the frosty light; The year is dying in the night; Ring out, wild bells, and let him die. Ring out the old, ring in the...

Isabel Ryan Theriot

December 2022

TIPS FROM THERIOT

🎵I’m dreaming of a house cleaning, but I have nary a coin to spend / My pockets are empty, from buying gifts a plenty / I guess my house will be filthy until Spring / Oh...

Isabel Ryan Theriot

November 2022

TIPS FROM THERIOT

Turkeys, am I right? Man, November is not a fun month for this fluffy fowl, for it is in November that we humans traditionally murder and chow down on them. Try as they might,...

Isabel Ryan Theriot

October 2022

TIPS FROM THERIOT

Halloween has always been one of my favorite holidays: dressing up in costumes (I dressed up like Freddy Krueger twice as a child, and I don’t want to toot my own butt, but they...

Isabel Ryan Theriot

September 2022

TIPS FROM THERIOT

The first ever newspaper published in America was printed on September 25, 1690. Guess where you’re reading this column (shut up if you’re reading this online)? Jinx! Yay,...

Isabel Ryan Theriot

July 2022

TIPS FROM THERIOT

Welcome to July! You know what that means: It’s time to celebrate the independence of the good old U S of A from Great Britain in 1776. And if you’re like me (someone who has...

Isabel Ryan Theriot

June 2022

TIPS FROM THERIOT

Y’all, time flies when you’re having fun! HAPPY SECOND ANNIVERSARY TO THIS COLUMN! The traditional theme of the second anniversary is the exchange of gifts made of cotton. It...

Isabel Ryan Theriot

May 2022

TIPS FROM THERIOT

Well, well, well, it’s May again, the time of year during which New Orleans weather is mostly glorious, but gives us sadistic little peeks of the sweltering summer heat and...

Isabel Ryan Theriot

April 2022

TIPS FROM THERIOT

Phew, time flies doesn’t it? I can’t believe that it’s been three months since I last communicated with you. I’ve missed you all so much! BUT, I have been busy: cleaning...

Isabel Ryan Theriot

December 2021

TIPS FROM THERIOT

December is the month in which the winter solstice resides. Not only is the winter solstice (which falls on 12/21. 21 in 21!) the astronomical first day of winter in the northern...

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