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November 2021

TIPS FROM THERIOT

Hello there! Welcome to November! The month of November gets its name from the Latin word “novem,” meaning nine. Back in Olden Roman Times, there were only 10 months in a...

Isabel Ryan Theriot

October 2021

TIPS FROM THERIOT

Man oh man, thank goodness it’s October, because the end of August and September were a doozy. Hurricane Ida was a real Tempestarii (weather witch), bringing with her so much...

Isabel Ryan Theriot

September 2021

TIPS FROM THERIOT

Hey y’all! Where ya been all of my August?! Oh yeah! You were looking at beautiful photographs in this here magazine. I was too. I was also twiddling my fingers so that I could...

Isabel Ryan Theriot

July 2021

TIPS FROM THERIOT

What do you say when you overhear someone state that there is no time of the year in which a cleaner of homes should become overheated, since they work inside of air conditioned...

Isabel Ryan Theriot
A grayscale illustration of a whistle in the shower, whistling while it bathes itself. The whistle is wearing a gray, polka-dotted shower cap, and it’s looking up with a music note coming out of its puckered lips. The whistle is washing itself with bars of soap in both hands, and around it are lots of bubbles. Illustration by Ben Claassen III.

June 2021

TIPS FROM THERIOT

One Year ago — jots what? God — spell the word! I — can’t — Was’t Grace? Not that — Was’t Glory? That — will do — Spell slower — Glory — Hey...

Isabel Ryan Theriot

May 2021

TIPS FROM THERIOT

A wise saying by Ghanaian writer Ernest Agyemang Yeboah is “Make hay in May for you may never know what June is coming with, and you may never know what July will present! When...

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A grayscale illustration of Mr. Clean holding out a small beverage and a third eye open on his forehead. He is bald, has an earring in his left ear, and he’s smiling. The background is psychedelic looking, with a wavy, checkered pattern. The cup he’s holding is small and filled with a gray liquid. Illustration by Ben Claassen III.

April 2021

TIPS FROM THERIOT

Dear reader: I’d like for you to be the first to know that I am expanding my cleaning enterprise to cover mental and soul purification, through the use of ayahuasca. I hope by...

Isabel Ryan Theriot
A black and white illustration of people on a ferris wheel being controlled by changing weather. The person in one cabin is being blown on by a cloud, and they’re frozen in a block of ice, shivering with multiple layers on. The person in the cabin below them is a skeleton on fire, being lowered into hell while the Devil cheers nearby. Illustration by Ben Claassen III.

March 2021

TIPS FROM THERIOT

Can you smell it? No, it’s not the leftover disappointment from pretend Mardi Gras 2021. It’s the night-blooming jasmine perfume Persephone is wearing as she ushers in spring...

Isabel Ryan Theriot
A grayscale illustration of a light-skinned person dancing with and singing to a mop. They have short, dark hair and are wearing a long-sleeved button down and pants. They’re dipping the mop as if it’s a dance partner, and they’re looking down at it, smiling, with their eyes closed. The arm that isn’t holding the mop is extended into the air with a glove on, and there are musical notes nearby and hearts near their head. There’s a mop bucket on the floor and wet spots around it. Illustration by Ben Claassen III.

February 2021

TIPS FROM THERIOT

Roses are red, violets are blue. Valentine’s Day was created by Hallmark to make lots of money, and this column of cleaning tips was created by me, for you (sorry, I’m not a...

Isabel Ryan Theriot
A grayscale cartoon illustration of a light-skinned person skipping in a field of flowers and spraying a squirt bottle into a cloud that reads “2021!” The person has long, light hair and is holding a mask in their hand behind them. Their eyes are closed and they’re smiling. There are flowers in the air behind them. Illustration by Ben Claassen III.

January 2021

TIPS FROM THERIOT

Well folks, we made it; it’s now 2021! HALLELUJAH! Hopefully this year brings brighter days… fingers crossed over here. Anyway, as we all know, with a new year comes New...

Isabel Ryan Theriot

December 2020

TIPS FROM THERIOT

Dashing all your dirt, and nary a nerve you’ll fray. What fun it is to share my tips, to help you clean in an eco-friendly way! Well, well, well: it’s December. 2020 is,...

Isabel Ryan Theriot

November 2020

TIPS FROM THERIOT

It’s November, the month during which we gobble, gobble, gobble up lots of food (and lots of lies about the “discovery” of America). Yay! We also celebrate being thankful in...

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